demi adejuyigbe: Archive

Jan 1st

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interview with monty python on the jimmy fallon...

Jimmy Fallon: Did you ever think the show would be a disaster?

Eric Idle: Well, just shortly after you started the monologue.

Dec 31st

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Here is a list of horrible songs released this... →

Now let me correct myself- it wasn’t meant to be a list of horrible songs. But like every other trending topic, idiots got a hold of it and decided to declare absolutely horrible songs as the best songs made this decade. I hate you so much, Twitter trends.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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devil's advocate: why twilight's 4th book,... →

“Once the baby is out, Bella gets vamped by Edward, as she’s about to die at any moment. Then comes the most astonishing turn of events in 21st century literature, and possibly in the entire history of awful fiction aimed at tweens: Jacob the werewolf, who has been madly in love with Bella, sees the new baby girl and immediately imprints on her. What this means, in layman’s...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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my pal zombutler

zombutler: LEMON
zombutler: LOOK
zombutler: LEMON
zombutler: DUDE
zombutler: LOOOOK
me: WHAAAAAT
me: jesus
zombutler: LOOK 
zombutler: AT 
zombutler: THIS
zombutler: PHOTOGRAPH
zombutler: EVERY TIME I DO
zombutler: IT MAKES ME LAUGH
aolsystemmsg: (zombutler is now blocked)

Dec 28th

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“New York is not ready for the iPhone. You don’t have enough towers to...”

– Apple

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Spandau Ballet to become the first band to perform... →

Congratulations, Edward Norton!

Dec 26th

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things that happen at work #3

Customer: Hi, do you guys have, uh, one second.
 (stands there for about 5 minutes straight)
Customer: Oh! Here it is- Science 2K9?

Dec 25th

(500) Days Of Summer

Summer: This sink doesn't work.
Tom: Good thing we bought a house with two kitchens.
Summer: You're so smart.

Dec 25th

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Having been struck by a 150-ton meteorite, Henry has to adapt to living precisely ninety-one centimeters from himself. Really cool French animation with an interesting premise.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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fun financial facts featuring fantastic films

James Cameron’s Avatar isn’t the most expensive film ever made. (That honor goes to Pirates of the Carribean 3 at $300 million) Hell, it’s not even the most expensive film made this year. I mean, sure, at $237 million, it’s incredibly expensive, but this year alone, Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince cost $250 million to make. No one seemed to care about that, though,...

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Nothing makes me laugh more than seeing young girls tweet “I LOVE JB” in reference to the Jonas Brothers- especially when #welovejb becomes a trending topic. The irony is just incredible.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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I swear to god

christr: ronworkman: cheeburga: Sometimes just opening my tumblr and scrolling through 40 pointless reblog conversations about nothing. It’s like I’m really on Facebook. Note from Ron: Just like this? I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong. There needs to be a billion reblogs. I think we can do it! yes

Dec 23rd

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“Anger is weakness, patience is strength.”

– Julian Casablancas

Dec 23rd

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things that happen at work #2

 (So, outside of GameStop in the mall, there's a makeover stand run by some guys with ridiculous hair. Of course, whenever someone passes by their stand, they try to sell some things by claiming that they are the Fashion Police and that they need to arrest people and give them makeovers. Keep that in mind.)
Makover Guys: Stop! We are the Fashion Police, and you are under arrest, sir!
Customer Coming Out Of GameStop: Police? Oh shit, I can't go back to jail! THIRD STRIKE, MAN. THIRD STRIKE!
 *customer runs, makeover guys look confused*
 (A couple of minutes later, the guy comes back because he left his wallet.)
Me: Nice job on the running out there.
Customer: Thanks- Those guys just annoy the hell out of me.

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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things that happen at work #1

Coworker: So what brings you in to GameStop today?
Customer: MY WHEEEEELCHAAAAAAAAIR!
Coworker: *stunned silence*
Customer: Also, do you guys have Cooking Mama 2 for the DS?

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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“The worst part about Brittany Murphy’s death is how badly it was timed. At this...”

– this isnt funny. this is stupid. (via junelleee) You know what else isn’t funny? Sexually-transmitted diseases. They are not at all funny. Also, gator farms. Like, I understand that farms are meant for breeding and raising animals, but gators? I feel like that defeats the purpose of a true...

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Zeldathon Gaming Marathon To Raise Money for the...

It seems like every week there’s a new gaming marathon that’s raising money for a new charity, but it’s not a bad trend. As long as these gaming marathons continue, I’ll continue to support them. The latest is from the Zeldathon team, A group of students from Florida International University’s radio station, who plan to host a marathon to raise money for the National...

Dec 18th

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thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: First official teaser trailer for The Runaways, Floria Sigismondi’s loose adaptation of Runaways’ lead singer Cherie Currie’s autobiography, Neon Angel: The Cherie Currie Story. The film, which stars Dakota Fanning (Cherie Currie), Kristen Stewart (Joan Jett), Scout Taylor-Compton (Lita Ford), Alia Shawkat, Stella Maeve (Sandy West), and Michael Shannon...

Dec 17th

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