*rap airhorn noises*

“You guys okaaaay? Ohh, somebody’s gotta be in there. Call 911!” - MacGruber, dir. Jorma Taccone (2010)

“Oh, you don’t wanna know what I have to do for twenties.” - Magic Mike, dir. Steven Soderbergh (2012)

“Life is short. Stunt it!” - Hot Rod, dir. Akiva Schaffer (2007)

“What the fuck, man. What the fuck. You’re so fuckin’ talented.” - Girls, prod. Lena Dunham (2012)

King Tuff - King Tuff (2012)
one of my favorite albums as of late.

“You said to get dirty, I’m gettin’ dirty.” - Django Unchained, dir. Quentin Tarantino (2012)

“Them boys done rode a lot of miles, went through a lot of trouble, just to get that girl.” - Django Unchained, dir. Quentin Tarantino (2012)

“Please God, please don’t let me embarrass myself in front of Denise.” - Hot Rod, dir. Akiva Schaffer (2007)

“The crime is life, the sentence is death!” - Dredd, dir. Pete Travis (2012)

“800,000,000 people living in the ruin of the old world.” - Dredd, dir. Pete Travis (2012)

“Ma Ma’s not the law. I am the law.” - Dredd, dir. Pete Travis (2012)

“I need to go to my quiet place!” - Hot Rod, dir. Akiva Schaffer (2007)

“Django. D-J-A-N-G-O. The D is silent.” - Django Unchained, dir. Quentin Tarantino (2012)

“This is the American dream, y’all.” - Spring Breakers, dir. Harmony Korine (2013)

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