“We’re All Dudes” from the Good Burger soundtrack
This is far worse than I remember, and I wasn’t expecting to be pleasantly surprised.
Well, I know what I’m watching all this weekend.
Sleigh Bells - Born To Lose
The first single off their upcoming album, Reign of Terror, due Feb. 14th.
If you’re wondering what to get me for Christmas (as all strangers on the internet do for one another, obvs) look no further. Spot all the Radiohead references! Or don’t, whatever. You’ve probably got better things to do.
Brad and I were on Amazon.com for the first time a week ago. But we got lost. After an hour, we just shut it off. My brain is too scattered and the wires go in different directions. I’ll stick to catalogs.
(I just hope they accidentally ordered something and Brad Pitt yells “WHAT’S IN THE BOOOOX” when it arrives.)
2col:
Does this simply mean that bears are very nice, or that they’ve learned our customs and methods of communication in preparation for their eventual uprising?
This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.
The worst thing about living a lie is just wondering when they’ll find out.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
As terrible as this is, out of curiosity I went to see if there were any torrents for it earlier, too. Almost every comment on all of these is someone telling everybody to buy it, like they should, and the description for them is telling you to buy it too. Unfortunately, many people will download it because it’s more convenient to them than it is right, but those are the people that can’t be reasoned with. Some men, watch world, burn, etc.
That said, if you have any interest in watching this special, do not torrent it. I can’t imagine anybody that really wants to see this can’t afford to drop $5 on it.
(via ronworkman)
In a bout of boredom this evening I decided to watch the Spike TV Video Game Awards show, which I didn’t even know was occurring until an hour before the show. It’s terrible. It’s always been terrible. I haven’t watched it in the past two years because it’s terrible, and I made a mistake in watching it again this year. But there’s one part this year that caught my attention.
The above screenshot is from a segment in which Felicia Day swings around a REAL sword as Blake Anderson throws fruit at her, in a parody of the game Fruit Ninja. For some reason, there are children less than three feet away from her as she is swinging this sword. The children are NEVER explained! There’s no reason for them to be there, but they hired an untrained celebrity to swing a sword in their presence! Here are some choice quotes from Felicia Day as she swings this sword, by the way-
“Sorry, children!”
“Whoops, it’s getting slippery!”
Whoever the fuck was in charge of this segment is an idiot.
thom yorke hates bees.
jean-ralphio
- GQ: After successfully crossing said puddle, you continue walking down the street until, all of a sudden, you encounter Drake exiting a limo. How do you introduce yourself?
- Jean-Ralphio: "D to the R to the A-K-E. / It's me J.R., do you want some tea...cups."
Q:would you still be willing to make more strokes cinemagraphs?
Sure, but I’m not sure what of. I’d do the other albums, but a) they’re not as recognizable logo-wise, and b) they’re at home. I’ll be home soon enough, though.




