Pop culture aficianado, film student, unintentional jackass, and music nerd. My claim to fame is being Time's Person of the Year in 2006. I like cherry & coke slurpees, good music, sleeping, making things, video games, free things, television, reorganizing things a la Tetris rules, movies, and Arrested Development. Sometimes I make stupid videos and commercials. Send me music to listen to on Spotify.

That lovely, lively little sprite version of me you see above this was made by the lovely, lively tiff. She's quite rad. My avatar, while not directly a drawing of me, was drawn by Ashley Davis, who is also quite rad. It's radness all the way down. I'm also oh, internet, and 1/2 of fuck yeah, subtitles. I also have a blog where I keep track of every movie I've seen since the beginning of 2012. Check 'em out. Or don't, whatever. I'm not your mother.