thedailywhat: McProstitute of the Day: A woman was arrested yesterday outside a Burbank McDonald’s and charged with soliciting sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets. Are you serious? At least go for the Chicken Selects, girl. “3 piece with Ranch for a handy. Step it up to 5 piece with honey mustard and we’ll see where this goes.”
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McProstitute of the Day: A woman was arrested yesterday outside a Burbank McDonald’s and charged with soliciting sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets.

Are you serious? At least go for the Chicken Selects, girl. “3 piece with Ranch for a handy. Step it up to 5 piece with honey mustard and we’ll see where this goes.”

Source: thedailywhat

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    almost forgot about this. fucken hilarious.
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    ronald mcdonald gets down
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    FOR MCNUGGETS?! Geez, I’d at least hold out for Outback Steakhouse or something.
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    you wanted to know wat it took...job a mcdonalds? now you know your not