demi adejuyigbe • No you don’t. You are secretly in love with what I do, because your dreams are to be a successful blogger. However you have no talent, ambition, or confidence to be that. So you send bitter ass messages online to people trying to be creative and have fun. I don’t follow blogs I think are stupid. I don’t comment on them. I don’t read them. So unfollow me and stop reading my blog. FYI, I don’t run the Pink Shoe account. P.S. You have 800 followers on Twitter and 10,000 tweets. Talk about LAME.

Q:No you don't. You are secretly in love with what I do, because your dreams are to be a successful blogger. However you have no talent, ambition, or confidence to be that. So you send bitter ass messages online to people trying to be creative and have fun. I don't follow blogs I think are stupid. I don't comment on them. I don't read them. So unfollow me and stop reading my blog. FYI, I don't run the Pink Shoe account. P.S. You have 800 followers on Twitter and 10,000 tweets. Talk about LAME.

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idreamofpunk reblogged this from fullcollapse and added:

this? What the fuck?
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fullcollapse reblogged this from mrshowardhughes and added:

The first, maybe, 2-3 were amusing, but still clearly fake. Then homeboy(girl?) just tried too hard. The spelling got...
mrshowardhughes reblogged this from blehmeng and added:

yeah it was funny until it became extremely racist and obviously fake. as soon as they started selling ‘bennett’ merch i...
wyja said: i cant wait to hear this story later.
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Pop culture aficianado, film student, unintentional jackass, and music nerd. My claim to fame is being Time's Person of the Year in 2006. I like cherry & coke slurpees, good music, sleeping, making things, video games, free things, television, reorganizing things a la Tetris rules, movies, and Arrested Development. Sometimes I make stupid videos and commercials. Send me music to listen to on Spotify.

That lovely, lively little sprite version of me you see above this was made by the lovely, lively tiff. She's quite rad. My avatar, while not directly a drawing of me, was drawn by Ashley Davis, who is also quite rad. It's radness all the way down. I'm also oh, internet, and 1/2 of fuck yeah, subtitles. I also have a blog where I keep track of every movie I've seen since the beginning of 2012. Check 'em out. Or don't, whatever. I'm not your mother.

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