One day a newspaper will capture a flattering photograph of an attractive celebrity. And on that same day, I will be in the photograph with the celebrity, not making some sort of gross face at the moment.
Today is not that day.
SXSW is happening.
I was here for this photo. I talked to Aubrey Plaza. A lot. We made eye contact for a good minute. There is not a date for our wedding yet.
That actually had nothing to do with me trying to be an actor or anything, that was just me trying to make money to eat. And I found a job on Craigslist to be a mascot, to play that character which is actually a british, I think, a children’s book character named Noddy… Noddy the Elf. I actually have never read any of those books, I don’t know anything about that character, but I did dress up as Noddy the Elf.
God damn, I fucking loved Noddy when I was a child. I think we still have a bunch of the VHSes in our house somewhere. luv u aubs
