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When people in my classes make Google Docs to study for exams and share them with everybody, rather than contributing I just like to change the entire thing into Comic Sans.
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When people in my classes make Google Docs to study for exams and share them with everybody, rather than contributing I just like to change the entire thing into Comic Sans.

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    • #I'm an asshole
    • #studying
    • #finals
    • #english
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Backstory: Someone posted this on all of the lockers in the A building of our campus today, and though I don’t know if “Sable” said yes or no, I corrected it today around noon. Someone else posted the photo on Facebook, and well over 100 people saw the copies of it before someone took most of them down.  Samit would be proud. Few people know I did it, though. Can’t read it?
KID, I’mma let you finish, but this was one of the worst Homecoming proposals of all time.1: Calibri? Really? What a boring font. She’ll think you’re a boring guy. Clearly you’re not; boring guys don’t print out blank sheets of paper with with dull fonts on it, right?2: There should be a a comma after “Sable”. She won’t go to Homecoming with a guy with bad grammar. That’s such a turn-off.3: WHO ARE YOU!? How will she know who asked? Leave your name. Be brave!Sincerely, The Grammar Nazi.P.S. - Homecoming is capitalized. Again, bad grammar = lonely Saturday nights.
I also wrote and circled a grade of 77 on the paper, but the copied erased it because it was too light. I drew a frowning face & wrote “see me after class” too. Clever? Mean? Really clever? Yes. All of those things. Except for the mean.Like I said, I troll everybody.
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Backstory: Someone posted this on all of the lockers in the A building of our campus today, and though I don’t know if “Sable” said yes or no, I corrected it today around noon. Someone else posted the photo on Facebook, and well over 100 people saw the copies of it before someone took most of them down.  Samit would be proud. Few people know I did it, though. Can’t read it?

KID, I’mma let you finish, but this was one of the worst Homecoming proposals of all time.
1: Calibri? Really? What a boring font. She’ll think you’re a boring guy. Clearly you’re not; boring guys don’t print out blank sheets of paper with with dull fonts on it, right?

2: There should be a a comma after “Sable”. She won’t go to Homecoming with a guy with bad grammar. That’s such a turn-off.

3: WHO ARE YOU!? How will she know who asked? Leave your name. Be brave!

Sincerely, The Grammar Nazi.

P.S. - Homecoming is capitalized. Again, bad grammar = lonely Saturday nights.

I also wrote and circled a grade of 77 on the paper, but the copied erased it because it was too light. I drew a frowning face & wrote “see me after class” too. Clever? Mean? Really clever? Yes. All of those things. Except for the mean.

Like I said, I troll everybody.

    • #grammar nazi
    • #calibri
    • #fonts
    • #font snob
    • #homecoming
    • #i'm an asshole
    • #kanye west
    • #trollin'
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