The last thing I remember him saying was he did a good job. We woke up and I was wearing a robe. He opened it up and I was like, ‘What are you doing?’ He was like, ‘Just checking. OK, I did good! You’re really pretty.’
The Sun’s interview with Sara Leal, who slept with Ashton Kutcher. I don’t ever care about personal celebrity affairs, but this one is an exception because it’s so funny. For example, every paragraph in this article is hilarious. Ashton Kutcher seems like such an ass.
thedailywhat: [nasa.] Uncle Demi’s Crazy Thoughts 1.0Do you see that glorious rainbow-brite ball of fluorescent and ultra-violet wonder up there? That’s apparently the sun. And strangely enough, to me, it looks like the Earth under some strange glowing filter. I know it’s not, but the prospect of it being the Earth, or some sort of alternate dimension of Earth is pretty cool- the stuff that sci-fi is made of, right?I think the sun is Hell.Bear with me, now. I don’t actually think the sun is Hell, this is all just me putting down my thoughts of what would be crazy (and cool) to learn in the future. Maybe I can turn this into a story one day. (or if all goes well in college, a film, yo) Imagine Hell as an alternate version of Earth, where everything is exactly as it is on our level, but under the scourge of fire, for all of fucking time. Crazy, right? Now look at that picture. Imagine all of those little dots are burn marks on the Earth. (I can’t be the only person that sees Earth in that photo, right?) and that the rainbow stream surrounding it is fire. (Or at least, intense heat of some kind. Which it is.) But I have another ridiculous idea, too.The sun is Earth in the future.Yeah, Earth- in the future. All of those little sunspots are points where missles of some kind hit after the entire world went at each other in a war of global conquest, and eventually, the missles exploded, creating small points of imposion on the Earth where it spread and gave way to one large, Earthwide explosion that not only took control of Earth, but set the entire world on fire. As we drift closer and closer to the point the sun is at, we drift closer and closer to that future. The sun is essentially a glimpse into the future. And once we merge with the timeline the Sun has created, another Earth will sprout up and continue the cycle that we had already started, complete with life that grows just as we have. Which makes you think- are we the first generation of this cycle, or are we following another world that we have yet to see?Man, I’m going to write some great stories.
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[nasa.]

Uncle Demi’s Crazy Thoughts 1.0

Do you see that glorious rainbow-brite ball of fluorescent and ultra-violet wonder up there? That’s apparently the sun. And strangely enough, to me, it looks like the Earth under some strange glowing filter. I know it’s not, but the prospect of it being the Earth, or some sort of alternate dimension of Earth is pretty cool- the stuff that sci-fi is made of, right?

I think the sun is Hell.

Bear with me, now. I don’t actually think the sun is Hell, this is all just me putting down my thoughts of what would be crazy (and cool) to learn in the future. Maybe I can turn this into a story one day. (or if all goes well in college, a film, yo) Imagine Hell as an alternate version of Earth, where everything is exactly as it is on our level, but under the scourge of fire, for all of fucking time. Crazy, right? Now look at that picture. Imagine all of those little dots are burn marks on the Earth. (I can’t be the only person that sees Earth in that photo, right?) and that the rainbow stream surrounding it is fire. (Or at least, intense heat of some kind. Which it is.) But I have another ridiculous idea, too.

The sun is Earth in the future.

Yeah, Earth- in the future. All of those little sunspots are points where missles of some kind hit after the entire world went at each other in a war of global conquest, and eventually, the missles exploded, creating small points of imposion on the Earth where it spread and gave way to one large, Earthwide explosion that not only took control of Earth, but set the entire world on fire. As we drift closer and closer to the point the sun is at, we drift closer and closer to that future. The sun is essentially a glimpse into the future. And once we merge with the timeline the Sun has created, another Earth will sprout up and continue the cycle that we had already started, complete with life that grows just as we have. Which makes you think- are we the first generation of this cycle, or are we following another world that we have yet to see?



Man, I’m going to write some great stories.