Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) is the hero Twitter deserves, AND the one it needs right now.
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Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) is the hero Twitter deserves, AND the one it needs right now.

Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) is the hero Twitter deserves, AND the one it needs right now.
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Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) is the hero Twitter deserves, AND the one it needs right now.

I don’t want to go into surgery. @FloydMayweather call my phone why your phone off - @50cent For some reason, this made me feel sad for 50 Cent. It reminds me of the scene in 50/50 where JGL has to go off for surgery and he really just wants to stay in the comfort of his friends and family. That said, there’s an obvious 50 Cent/ 50/50 joke to be made here, and I’m not gonna be the one to make it.  
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I don’t want to go into surgery. @FloydMayweather call my phone why your phone off - @50cent

For some reason, this made me feel sad for 50 Cent. It reminds me of the scene in 50/50 where JGL has to go off for surgery and he really just wants to stay in the comfort of his friends and family. That said, there’s an obvious 50 Cent/ 50/50 joke to be made here, and I’m not gonna be the one to make it.  

i’d rather be a tree in lord of the rings than a person in real life
selections from Spencer Madsen’s Twitter by Elaine Sun (editor)

Here is a list of horrible songs released this decade.

Now let me correct myself- it wasn’t meant to be a list of horrible songs. But like every other trending topic, idiots got a hold of it and decided to declare absolutely horrible songs as the best songs made this decade. I hate you so much, Twitter trends.

320 x 480, for iPhones.
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320 x 480, for iPhones.