I like to imagine that Obama said “Same-sex couples should be able to get married” with the same inflection that a computer technician confusedly says “Huh, this computer should be working…”
For real though, I long-await the days when “dude is pro-same-sex marriage” isn’t a headline, but a statement of the validity of “the sky is blue.”
Looks like our favourite POTUS has been taking tips from Jean Ralphio.
P to the O to the T-U-S, I say POTUS got swag guaranteed to impress… you.
Barack Obama Battles The Pink Robots
He could just do that during the presidential debates and still win.
Someone Photoshop him into a wheelchair with a bell on the arm.
The world has lost a visionary. And there may be no greater tribute to Steve’s success than the fact that much of the world learned of his passing on a device he invented.
When you announce that the most wanted man on Earth was eradicated at your command, you’re allowed to wear whatever silly hats you want.




