*rap airhorn noises*

poolside ii

“Please God, please don’t let me embarrass myself in front of Denise.” - Hot Rod, dir. Akiva Schaffer (2007)

“The crime is life, the sentence is death!” - Dredd, dir. Pete Travis (2012)

“800,000,000 people living in the ruin of the old world.” - Dredd, dir. Pete Travis (2012)

“Ma Ma’s not the law. I am the law.” - Dredd, dir. Pete Travis (2012)

“Django. D-J-A-N-G-O. The D is silent.” - Django Unchained, dir. Quentin Tarantino (2012)

“This is the American dream, y’all.” - Spring Breakers, dir. Harmony Korine (2013)

“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina.’” - Anchorman, dir. Adam McKay (2004)

“I’m not going to get married until I’m sure that nothing else good can happen in my life.”- Sleepwalk With Me, dir. Mike Birbiglia (2012)

“Half a million dollars will always be missed.” - Jackie Brown, dir. Quentin Tarantino (1997)

“We are bound together from womb to tomb.” - Cloud Atlas, dir. Tom Tykwer, Lana Wachowski, Andy Wachowski (2012)

“I believe there is another world waiting for us, Sixsmith, a better world. And I’ll be waiting for you there.” - Cloud Atlas, dir. Tom Tykwer, Lana Wachowski, Andy Wachowski (2012)

my beautiful dark warped record

“Tell me the truth boy, am I losing you for good?” - Solange Knowles, “Losing You”, dir. Melina Matsoukas (2012)

“Time travel has not yet been invented. But 30 years from now, it will have been.” - Looper, dir. Rian Johnson (2012)