In a bout of boredom this evening I decided to watch the Spike TV Video Game Awards show, which I didn’t even know was occurring until an hour before the show. It’s terrible. It’s always been terrible. I haven’t watched it in the past two years because it’s terrible, and I made a mistake in watching it again this year. But there’s one part this year that caught my attention.
The above screenshot is from a segment in which Felicia Day swings around a REAL sword as Blake Anderson throws fruit at her, in a parody of the game Fruit Ninja. For some reason, there are children less than three feet away from her as she is swinging this sword. The children are NEVER explained! There’s no reason for them to be there, but they hired an untrained celebrity to swing a sword in their presence! Here are some choice quotes from Felicia Day as she swings this sword, by the way-
“Sorry, children!”
“Whoops, it’s getting slippery!”
Whoever the fuck was in charge of this segment is an idiot.
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