“She said, ‘Ye, can we get married in the paaaaaaaaast?’”
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“She said, ‘Ye, can we get married in the paaaaaaaaast?’”

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  • Gone (Feat. Consequence and Cam'ron)Kanye West

Damn Ye, it’d be stupid to ditch you, even your superficial raps is super-official

Consequence’s verse in this song is absolutely Christopher Bridges. Ego be damned, this is my favorite song off of Late Registration, and one of my favorite Kanye songs period.

“How would you like to be my white ‘black Kate Moss’ tonight?”
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“How would you like to be my white ‘black Kate Moss’ tonight?”

“How… do I get… you…  open…” - Kanye West
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“How… do I get… you…  open…” - Kanye West

Either Kanye West thinks March is in summer, or he will have another album out by the summer. In either case, what the fuck?
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Either Kanye West thinks March is in summer, or he will have another album out by the summer. In either case, what the fuck?

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KANYE WEST: MUSICIAN, TOKEN TOOL, AUTHOR OF THE GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD

I was going to post this on Tumblr itself, but it’s way too long to be read here. Let’s not kid ourselves. Hit the link and read about why Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” is the greatest love story ever told. If you read the full things, +5 points to you, my good sir.

Backstory: Someone posted this on all of the lockers in the A building of our campus today, and though I don’t know if “Sable” said yes or no, I corrected it today around noon. Someone else posted the photo on Facebook, and well over 100 people saw the copies of it before someone took most of them down.  Samit would be proud. Few people know I did it, though. Can’t read it? KID, I’mma let you finish, but this was one of the worst Homecoming proposals of all time.1: Calibri? Really? What a boring font. She’ll think you’re a boring guy. Clearly you’re not; boring guys don’t print out blank sheets of paper with with dull fonts on it, right?2: There should be a a comma after “Sable”. She won’t go to Homecoming with a guy with bad grammar. That’s such a turn-off.3: WHO ARE YOU!? How will she know who asked? Leave your name. Be brave!Sincerely, The Grammar Nazi.P.S. - Homecoming is capitalized. Again, bad grammar = lonely Saturday nights. I also wrote and circled a grade of 77 on the paper, but the copied erased it because it was too light. I drew a frowning face & wrote “see me after class” too. Clever? Mean? Really clever? Yes. All of those things. Except for the mean.Like I said, I troll everybody.
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Backstory: Someone posted this on all of the lockers in the A building of our campus today, and though I don’t know if “Sable” said yes or no, I corrected it today around noon. Someone else posted the photo on Facebook, and well over 100 people saw the copies of it before someone took most of them down.  Samit would be proud. Few people know I did it, though. Can’t read it?

KID, I’mma let you finish, but this was one of the worst Homecoming proposals of all time.
1: Calibri? Really? What a boring font. She’ll think you’re a boring guy. Clearly you’re not; boring guys don’t print out blank sheets of paper with with dull fonts on it, right?

2: There should be a a comma after “Sable”. She won’t go to Homecoming with a guy with bad grammar. That’s such a turn-off.

3: WHO ARE YOU!? How will she know who asked? Leave your name. Be brave!

Sincerely, The Grammar Nazi.

P.S. - Homecoming is capitalized. Again, bad grammar = lonely Saturday nights.

I also wrote and circled a grade of 77 on the paper, but the copied erased it because it was too light. I drew a frowning face & wrote “see me after class” too. Clever? Mean? Really clever? Yes. All of those things. Except for the mean.

Like I said, I troll everybody.

What if Kanye Could Crash the Internet?

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Did I win the Kan-test? If so, did I lose again with that pun?

Hold on, hold on… Aretha, I don’t mean no disrespect…
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Hold on, hold on… Aretha, I don’t mean no disrespect…