The Jewish people have had such a tumultuous history, and yet they were still able to give us this? The everything bagel—it’s all you’d ever want in one bagel. I love it… and the chosen people who created it.
Linda Zwordling, Better Off Ted
“I’m a cool dad, that’s my thing. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text; LOL, laugh out loud, OMG, oh my god, WTF, why the face. You know, I know all the dances to High School Musical, so.”
-Phil Dunphy, Modern Family (Pilot)
The Office - Season 5, Episode 16: “Blood Drive”.
After they realize why Bob & Phyllis were “in the bathroom” for so long. Don’t call them “Jam.” Or PB & J. That’s stupid.
