“RACISM ASIDE”
SHELVE RACISM
SHELVE
WHEN WILL THE GAMES INDUSTRY HAVE IT’S “BIRTH OF A NATION”
Most of Lana Del Rey’s Born to Die is unspectacular, but, uh… I really like this song. I think it’s fucking fantastic. I’d go so far as to say that this is my jam right now.
Q:No you don't. You are secretly in love with what I do, because your dreams are to be a successful blogger. However you have no talent, ambition, or confidence to be that. So you send bitter ass messages online to people trying to be creative and have fun. I don't follow blogs I think are stupid. I don't comment on them. I don't read them. So unfollow me and stop reading my blog. FYI, I don't run the Pink Shoe account. P.S. You have 800 followers on Twitter and 10,000 tweets. Talk about LAME.
ALL DAY I DREAM OF BEING A SUCCESSFUL BLOGGER
MY FOLLOWER:TWEET RATIO IS 2 LOW 4 U
Oh, Marion. Je n’aurais jamais vous expulser de mon lit pour laisser des miettes en elle.
(via christr)
Newt Gingrich pledges moon base by second term
A serious candidate for the United States presidency just made a promise that is on par with a drug-addled mentally-unstable homeless person’s conspiracy thoughts. “8 years, we’ll be livin’ on the moon I tell ya!”
Totally unrelated, but does anyone know how easy it is for me to move to Europe?
(via christr)
Will someone give Amy Poehler an award? I mean, the Best WTF Moment Golden Popcorn from MTV was nice, but - to borrow her own phrase - really?
everything’s coming up wub wub
(via blehmeng)
My favorite part in what was all-around a terrific episode of the funniest show on television. Paul Rudd is far too likable to be an opponent to Leslie, and this scene at the end just made me like him even more.
(via tiff)
OKAY ADMITTEDLY I HAVEN’T BEEN PAYING A LOT OF ATTENTION AND MY SPANISH IS A BIT RUSTY BUT THE INTERNET’S ALL ABUZZ ABOUT SOME SPANISH SOUP LEGISLATION IN THE US AND HOW THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO ENCROACH ON OUR SOUP RIGHTS AND THAT’S NOT COOL SOUP SHOULD BE FREE #STOPSOPA
McProstitute of the Day: A woman was arrested yesterday outside a Burbank McDonald’s and charged with soliciting sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets.
Are you serious? At least go for the Chicken Selects, girl. “3 piece with Ranch for a handy. Step it up to 5 piece with honey mustard and we’ll see where this goes.”
i'm already set to fail this class
- Screenwriting Professor: Well, my favorite movie is Harold and Maude.
- Me: Were you upset when they replaced Maude with Kumar in the remake?
